No News Yet! and a Joke

Nothing from the Embassy today. i had rather hoped that we would hear something quickly, but alas no. The Embassy according to their parameters for timeframes have until Thursday before I'm allowed to contact them and get huffy with their asses. I will try and exercise some patience. This has not been my strong point for the last few weeks. So everyone think and pray for pink. And now for a joke to lighten my mood, courtesy of my PapPap. Thanks for the laugh today PapPap. All the jokes were funny but this one was the best!

The Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament...

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son...

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie


Too funny!!